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I SEE YOU! >:O

fart-sama:

justanothertallguy:

Shit just got real fast didn’t it?

choking

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

OH MY GOD

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

redhel:

I love standing cats

Technically there are eight standing cats